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By Anonymous - 08/02/2014 00:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML
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Grauncho 27

The dealership was almost as empty as whoever's balls are now that was in your backseat.

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iAlissa 34

Unprofessional and unsanitary. My condolences.

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EmmaMK 35

Gross! Ask for your car to be thoroughly cleaned before you get it back.

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746278Ab 14

That's disgusting! Are you sure it wasn't yours?!

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slyde32 12

I often forget to dispose of my condoms off the back seat, too, I usually blame a mechanic as well, so it's possible he forgot all about having sex in the back of his own car and leaving the condom on the back seat.

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aire101 16

Plus, OP is a girl... so it's not her condom anyway.... plus don't people usually clean out their cars before bringing them in to be worked on so that there are no valuables that might 'go missing?' I know we always did...

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alshygirl 14

When you go to pay you should ask if you get the "not only are we dumb enough to have sex in a customer's car, but we also leave behind the evidence" discount.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

What a sexy vehicle

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ber4fun13 10

that is a gross discovery. I would certainly seek a discount because of that and the time delay.

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Ambient25 24

Hey everyone, she agreed! Do we still have to kill her doge?

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

What in the blue **** are you talking about 44?

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712sash 26

I learn a new metaphor for sex, penis and ****** every week on this website.

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perdix 29

"Oil checked" is kinda generic, I prefer "dipping his dipstick." They seem to be topping up your fluid levels (in my owner's manual, I can't seem to find my car's minimum requirement of semen), and make sure they've performed a 28-point erection.

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Turbo_Turtle 14

Ugh, sue them! This is unsanitary and unprofessional! I believe this could file under "damage to private property".

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glabberfasted 16

Probably a biological substance hazard as well.

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perdix 29

Yeah! If the condom were a Magnum, you can bet that someone's privates got totally wrecked back there;)

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gracehi 31

I would refuse to pay them and demand that they pay for my car's interior to be professionally detailed. I'd only sue them if they'd refuse. But I agree otherwise. I'd definitely take my car elsewhere for the repairs. I don't understand all these people saying, "ask for a discount." A discount definitely would not be enough to satisfy me in that situation.

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Cadillac4427 8

definitely make a complaint to the owner and take pictures...then move your business elsewhere. Most places don't have you pay until after the work is done- that's BEYOND disgusting and disgraceful.

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