Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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ladytango 0

break up sex on the dining table with an apple slicer.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

"Yummy divorce papers, of course, Dear. They will be served some time later this week. Why don't you just go out with your friends until they're ready." Say with a big smile and change all the locks and the alarm code as soon as he leaves.

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mintcar 9

Tell him HE IS dinner.

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skyeyez9 24

Force feed him a mouthful of Oleander leaves.

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Invierno 10

I foresee a rusty ax in his future. And people wonder why crimes of passion happen...FYL, OP.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

YDI for not kicking his ass out or leaving yourself immediately. He was hungry. You were there. Should've made him dinner since you stuck around.

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gusgus36 5

what an asshole! divorce asap, it's not like it was a one time mistake, 8 months is a longterm thing. and he had the nerve to ask what's for dinner omg

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ulovemelongtime 0

u should of told him to ask his new gf what was for dinner cuz you ain't cooking shit for him anymore!

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