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Chill, lady

By kerensa - 15/07/2012 05:51 - Australia - Mornington

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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A Dog's Love = Priceless

By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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The_SkyCantLimit 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 16:03

You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.

areyouforcereal 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 16:02

Did you throw it back?

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CallMeBloo 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 17:20

This is acceptable behavior for minor inconveniences now? Damn, I have a lot of people to attack. Be back later.

cartooncharacter 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:59

Let me guess.... You're going to beat up people that sold you losing scratch offs. Lol

99megster 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:05

She needs anger management.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 July 2012 2:04

So does Patrick. Firmly grasp it!

99megster 15

Monday 16 July 2012 2:54

Omg hahaha I love you! Well, not really, cause i dont even know you....

Jiinxx 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:05

hey, her loss was your gain! you got a free drink out of it. there's always a silver lining.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:29

just remember its the idiot tax and you'll feel better.

xmaximusx 12

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:36

And these people live!!!! Charge the bitch with assault teach the spoiled c$nt a lesson

GuitarzanNation 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:42

Outraged women seem to have the upper hand with a coke bottle in hand... Ya know what ya do OP? Fill that same coke bottle full of the lug nuts off of her car and proceed to beat her profusely

animal50199 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:19

Violent much?

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:17

You should have thrown it back at her.

Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:21

I don't drink coke very often, but when I do,ladies throw them at me. Stay thirsty my friends

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:23

OP you should have grabbed the bottle and thrown it at her head saying, " I didn't win either bitch!"

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:16

POW! Right in the kisser!

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, yet again I had to lie to a date about what I do for a living, because every time I tell someone the truth, that I work in private equity, they have some choice words about "people like me ruining things" and "ruining the housing prices." I feel like an evil James Bond or something. FML

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Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

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Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

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Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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