Chill, lady

By kerensa - 15/07/2012 05:51 - Australia - Mornington

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
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The_SkyCantLimit 5

You're obviously the magical fairy who controls the lottery number outcomes. Get your shit together.

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MonsterCommenter 4

I don't understand how that'd be worse? Unless the beer bottle is glass? But where I'm from, beer bottles are also plastic.

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jakk_mehoff 4

well then u better print up a winning one pronto

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AznSamoan52 10

Lol, this old lady sounds like my aunt. Still, be glad it wasn't an object that could've been heavier, bigger, or sharper.

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TwiztedYuri 9

no pain no gain. was the bottle of coke worth the pain?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Was it a glass or plastic bottle? It matters.

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DracoSpirita 21

Hopefully not glass. Those things can freaking hurt. And also bury shards of glass in your head.

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perdix 29

You need to learn how to properly sympathize and console customers over the devastating losses in their lives, or will have no future in the convenience-store industry.

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linkinpark98 23

SODA FIIIIGHT! *grabs two liter and tosses across room*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

*catches it and chugs it down* Throw another!

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linkinpark98 23

Yes! *tosses another two liter*

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linkinpark98 23

*grabs yet another liter but accidentally drops it, making it all fizzy*

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scottsteiner 1

you can imagine what she would've done it with had she won the lottery...

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coolbrony12 3

M&M Super Bowl commercial all over again...

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