Miscellaneous: Chilly

Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Crystal Crackles - 06/12/2018 05:00

Today, I used my rear windsheild wiper and it shattered a large hole in the glass where the rotating part is. No one can repair the window until tomorrow afternoon. It's snowing. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By LexMarie12 - 15/03/2017 18:00

Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:02

that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:12

1. Kill everyone from maintenance. 2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket. Problem solved.

Comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 22:20

You're in college. FIX THE DAMN WINDOW. i hope you are smart enough to be able to seal a wall.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 22:22

Doc, haven't seen you around lately. Either that or I'm blind.

ScipioAfricanus 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:00

Its not the end of the owrld.... Just deal with it

random_name2 1

Friday 14 January 2011 1:21

No point in complaining to us. Either suck it up, or call the college and complain so much about how u pay a ridiculous amount and its unacceptable and eventually they might give in. Threaten to have your dad sue, or get your mom or dad to call...but you should probably just suck up.

grapist 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:35

wow ur gonna freeze good luck

justbigbs 6

Friday 14 January 2011 2:20

I thought college student was smart than high schooler, my bad for giving too much credit. Well a band aid solution is use your computer as a heater or at least gaming. Permanent solution card board (ask your local stores free) and tape (tape .99 cent at the dollar store) the ****** up and use some damn insulation foam, too poor to even buy tape?????

lotusflower007 0

Friday 14 January 2011 3:59

that's when you complain! have your parents call the school, or you call the housing authorities and file a complaint. demand that they cover the cost of a hotel until it's fixed. I don't sleep with the window open and it would be very stressful for me to try to sleep. your probably paying good money for that. it's okay don't let the repair guy give you the run around