Cigarettes, Cops and Transportation: Chips

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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By Dani_Rich - 16/02/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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You deserved it 550

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2009 12:09

You smoke. FYL

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:08

Hahaha, dumbass!

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Travis95_fml 8

Monday 26 March 2012 18:19

Smoking: it kills!

bondgirl69 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:56

Ydi

AndyAutopsy 11

Tuesday 4 September 2012 18:33

I'm Sorry, but I have to do this. SHE TOUCHED THE BUTT!!!

maxman13524 13

Tuesday 9 October 2012 20:56

That what you get for smoking dipshit

DohIMissed 6

Monday 29 October 2012 3:10

YDI for smoking and littering

partytime4321 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:11

Lmfao what happened next?

KBurns207 17

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:51

You're an ass hat

cwells0430 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:56

Nice

ashjo 12

Saturday 7 December 2013 5:37

what happened after?

dreadlocmask 15

Wednesday 17 June 2015 17:08

I don't understand how this person deserved this. How were they supposed to know that a cop would be going by at that exact moment? FYL OP.

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Chips

Same thing different taste

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