Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 005
You deserved it 78 219

Same thing different taste

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I have something to tell you non-smokers, and this is for you and you only, because I know for a fact that you do not know this. And I feel it is my duty to pass on information at all times, so we can all learn, evolve, and get the **** off this planet. Non-smokers, this is for you and you only. Ready? Non-smokers die... every day. Sleep tight. See, I know you all entertain some sort of eternal life fantasy because you do not smoke cigarettes. May I be the first to pop that little ******' bubble of yours and send you hurtling back to the truth? You're dead, too. HAHAHAHA! Have a good evening. And you know what your doctors will say, 'Shit, if only you smoked, we'd have the technology to help you! It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed.' I've got all kinds of neat gadgets waitin' for me. Oxygen tent, iron lung... it's like going to Sharper Image! - Bill Hicks, RIP

You deserve it (formally) for littering, smoking, and (informally) being a giant douche.

Fay303 5

On paved roads I don't really consider cigarette butts being thrown out littering. The environment there has already been ruined by the road.

PLEASE READ! :) People should stop throwing cigarettes outside their windows; throwing out a cigarette is just like throwing a piece of paper on the ground! Its littering! And making our streets disgusting! Please use an ashtray!!!!