Christmas warmth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

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Kandyland 12

I think that you deserve to be burnt for being stupid enough to set a heated up hair straightener on your bed! Did you know that mattresses are very flammable? It is never alright to set a hot iron on a bed or anything other than a hard surface that will not scorch or melt, even if only for a moment. It takes less than a second for a fire to start. I know your ass hurts and all, and I'm adding insult to injury, but seriously, HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE WOMAN!

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lostfaithinpppl 19

This ^^^ Doesn't look like I even need to add anything. Well said.

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russ444 0

third degree burns eh, so u can see your tail bone?

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lovecartman 0

how the hell do you manage to sit on a straightner? YDI all the way

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Milly143 3

suck it up. quit gettin all butthurt about it 

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iridedressage 0

I think it meant that they couldn't sit down because of the burn?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

54 - He didn't excuse himself anywhere in his post. Also, he's got the freedom to make whatever dumbass remark he wants, provided it's spelled correctly and makes sense, and relates to the FML.

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uberfaill 0

pics or it didn't happen ;)

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shadmed 0

Then why prelude it why "I want to say dumbass remarks"? Just go and say them, you don't need to announce what you're about to do.

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