Christmas warmth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

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shadmed 0

Look, I just trolled and said dumb shit but I didn't preceded with "I feel like trolling" or "Get ready for my useless comments!" Dumb remarks are not the same as useless sentences.

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shadmed 0

Ehhh. Well, they're really similar if you follow logic, but I hope you get what I mean.

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caitlin1203 0

I did the same thing six months ago and I now have a huge purple scar on my ass

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carlosestrada1 4

can I see? thumbs up if you want proof xD

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kei1108 13

... WHAT?? How do you possibly not notice?? hahaha!! wow.. YDI and FML.

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elizabethross 0

you're an idiot for leaving it on your bed in the first place-unless your intent was to start a fire

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teentee401 36

YDI it for 1. Putting the straightner on the bed in the first place...it could've caught fire. 2. Sitting directly on something hot that you JUST put down.

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drosek89 20

Why would you put it on your bed anyway? If you can forget about it that fast then you could burn your house down...

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