Christmas, Painful and Health: Christmas warmth - FML

Christmas warmth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:09

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

manforgot 1

Saturday 25 December 2010 10:04

Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?

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bassfisher100 23

Friday 10 April 2015 3:28

that's an awkward story that might be mistaken as an excuse ._.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 24 December 2022 22:10

You're lucky all that burned was your ass cheeks and not the bedding/house. NEVER put such an item down on a piece of furniture except a bathroom counter.

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