Christmas warmth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

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IndianForLife 0

This is why we don't have christmas parties sharties in India.

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heyred 11

Third degree burns, really? If you had third degree damage, your skin would be black and nerve endings destroyed (and thus, no pain). YDI, drama queen.

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SibyCanFly 0

and that's why nobody immigrates to India

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BahahahLOL 0

If you're trying to pull off Raj from Big Bang Theory, you fail.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Because of hair "straighters"? I thought it was the whole difference of religion thing.

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sure_burt 5

#10 is right. It's not third degree burns. You apparently don't know the differences between the varying degrees. Get over it.

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Acousticpixie14 6

A hair straightener does not get hot enough for a third degree burn. And who sets a hot piece of metal on a flammable bed? YDI for being blonde about it.

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LouderThanEver 0

aha oh BURN! - Kelso:)

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brandikinz 4

yeah...this is why you go to a HOSPITAL instead of a 6 hour party with 3rd degree burns. dumbass. oh and that 70's show win^^^

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boatingboy1011 0

very close family friends did this exact same thing and their entire house burnt down and a 5 month old baby was killed. i think you r rather lucky compared to our friends.

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Shaders 0

I Guess you could say *puts on shades* She made a toast to new year YEAHHHHH!

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choco3782 12

Why does the date say the 25th if it's a Christmas Eve party?

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xFalzz 0

Because they are all sad and pathetic trolls that have to harrass young girls to feel better about themselves.

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nersa426 0

it should really be aloe Vera for that burn since water doesn't really help....

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omgshaylaaa 0

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

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Lythiaren 8

I was gonna say. OP is lucky her ass is the only thing that got burned. She deserves it for being so careless.

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mrahhhhh 21

How do you know for sure they're 3rd degree burns? Have you gone to the hospital and asked them? I think not, because if you had, not being able to go to the party would be the least of your worries.

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anjel7 2

exactly what I was thinking.

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katie72 6

she never claimed they were third degree...

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Filitov 0

If you had actually gotten 3rd degree burns, you would not have been in any shape to go to a party. Instead, you would have been seeking out medical attention.

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colorguardgeek 8

THANK you for pointing that out. I was just about to post that

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gozar_fml 1

Know what burns MY ass? A flame about three feet tall.

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