Ciphered

By ewww - 26/08/2012 09:21 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substitution cipher, using literary references. As they're both literature professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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holeyman 8

I wish my parents were that smart so I didn't have to hear them talk about sex.

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Welshite 39

Start talking in their cipher. That will freak them out.

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CtotheK 7

Could just be plain ole ass *******. That's fairly vanilla these days.

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nubnibbler 4

Anyone else wonder why that last sentence is in quotes?

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Err... if you are talking or thinking, you are supposed to put sentences in quotation marks. If you read a book, you will notice that they put talking in quotation marks.

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nubnibbler 4

Anyone else wonder why that last sentence is in quotes?

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anon0311 6

Christ, I wish my parents would talk more about anal fisting instead of Anne Frank.

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mrsmaglietta 6

ah anal fisting... that's disgusting

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thereseg69 7

That's what's up!! They're basses!!

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noisebox 1

Probably anal fisting and you know it!

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newmandotcom 6

How does one accidentally decode a cipher? I personally have never say down, looked at a cipher and then thought to myself, "Crap!!! I accidentally decoded this cipher. What am I going to do with myself?". Just saying...

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