Ciphered

By ewww - 26/08/2012 09:21 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substitution cipher, using literary references. As they're both literature professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
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holeyman 8

I wish my parents were that smart so I didn't have to hear them talk about sex.

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Welshite 39

Start talking in their cipher. That will freak them out.

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Tiwuz 19

Hm, or maybe they were talking about anal fisting Anne Frank. Ignorance is bliss.

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FarSide 22

It's reasonable to presume they were referring to fisting Mr. Dussel, as he was frequently an ass.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

George Washington = Plain old sex Ben Franklin =sex with a bit of a spark Napoleon Boneapart = BDSM Adolf Hitler = Disgusting fetishes JFK = Good fetishes Anne Frank = Fisting Obama = Interracial George W. Bush = Abstinance Bill Clinton = Wild rough sex

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redreynard 14

Being lit professors, they probably would reference authors more than politicians.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Oh, my bad. I didn't see "literary". Time to replace the names.

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cat0720 9

#47 you. masturbation because it's all you do.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

54 I've read your comment 3 times and I still have no idea what you're saying.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

67) Don't worry. Thats just Hilary Clinton on FML trying to defend herself and failing.

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FarSide 22

17 - I agree, inasmuch as ALL politicians are ASSHOLES.

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jose562 5

They're fisting to the thought of Anne frank

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DogsPaw 16

A girl hiding for her life... Yah I can see people getting turned on by that.

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purpledrizzle 5

Wow, your parents are incredibly smart. Mine don't leave much to decipher, "get in there so I can pound that pussy" pretty much explains itself.

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geko911 22

Ohh you have that vulgar kind.. Mine are almost polite about it: - Honey, how would you like sexual intercourse in 5 minutes, I'm quite cold and it would definitely heat me up to get the blood flowing down there.. If you know what I mean. - Ohh yes darling let's just go and change, I'm getting all wet down there for some reason.. If you know what I mean. And a friend of mine showed me a few things I'll definitely have to try, you can tell me what you think about it, what do you say? I still, to this day, wonder what's worse...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I think I might know what "Moby Dick" means! Or Charles Dickens, if you know what I mean...

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, I thought it was funny.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Emily Dickinson? I have a feeling OP's dad just may E.B. White everywhere. Disregard that.

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vocaloidtiger 12

23 - Every damn time I see a comment of yours, it's a really good one, but for some reason they're all thumbed down. I think the dislike trolls are out to get 'ya.

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kimg0885 23

How did you find out op? Did their conversation go like this?: Dad: " hey honey I cant wait to stick my Moby Dick in your Ann Frank later." Mom:" No how about we play Catcher in the Rye?" * agh 23 we both thought of Moby Dick, hmm?

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jonwassing 3

They might just be talking about literature. Your imagination might be going a little haywire.

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Enslaved 36

Haha I've done that too but being a bartender, I talk about lick'er.

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