Break-ups and Love: Circle of love

Circle of love

By HellaBomber91 - 05/12/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 276

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By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 268

You deserved it 3 772

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 078

You deserved it 3 735

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 572

You deserved it 6 537

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 200

You deserved it 137

Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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You deserved it 120

Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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You deserved it 142

Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 136

You deserved it 179

Luckster 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:08

Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:10

Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?

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louie111887 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:19

it's only two months dude. you'll bounce back

Spongebobs 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:25

Wow... Dont worry. Shes Stupid... You,ll get someone else soon

fmlmakesmylife99 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:31

wow.. thats low

Regnard_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:35

That's funny. Yeah, the comments are funny.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:48

Maybe she has memory problems, like the chick in "40 First Dates"

movies12 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:03

"50 First Dates" not 40 LOL! OP that sucks!

theshinepolice 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:35

well, if you WERE her first boyfriend, then you should remind her of you, so its technically a valid excuse, stupid, but valid.

inspireme48 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:41

daaammmmmm thats mean

madjokes78 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:44

The ex-girlfriend thought she previously had a sparkling relationship with a guy named Edward.

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:47

edward is an actual name you know, there are actually people named edward in the universe.

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:04

thanks captain obvious

SweetPotatoVines 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:13

YDI for looking like her first boyfriend.

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Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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You deserved it 41 032

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Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 243

You deserved it 5 561

Today, there was a karaoke at my job's Thanksgiving party. A girl sang and sounded horrible. I later told a colleague about it and said, "She sucked so bad… if I wanted to hear an animal dying, I'd go to a slaughterhouse." She was within earshot and burst into tears. Oh, and she's my boss's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 202

You deserved it 1 656

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 655

You deserved it 41 900

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 556

You deserved it 25 967

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I wouldn't use $5,000 to build him a new gaming computer with my surrogate compensation, even though he basically refuses to get a job. FML

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You deserved it 259

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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You deserved it 90 827