Break-ups and Love: Circle of love

Circle of love

By HellaBomber91 - 05/12/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 276

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By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 268

You deserved it 3 772

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 078

You deserved it 3 735

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 572

You deserved it 6 537

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 894

You deserved it 3 067

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 200

You deserved it 137

Uncanny valley

By bruv - 12/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML

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You deserved it 120

Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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You deserved it 142

Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:01

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 136

You deserved it 179

Luckster 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:08

Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:10

Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?

Comments

kay71095 9

Monday 4 June 2012 23:22

Two months is nothing, it's not like you guys were that serious yet

MandyLovesJason 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 23:03

You checked with her fanily about her first boyfriend? No wonder she dumped you...=.=

kaileeyp 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 22:34

Maybe she dated before and just didn't tell anyone, that can happen.

FML_Elle 17

Wednesday 22 January 2014 4:39

Hey, in her mind, she's had many boyfriends.

iboard555 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 4:34

Excuses excuses..girls these days....

NoBothersForMe 29

Tuesday 15 March 2016 1:53

Technically then, she wasn't lying. But she's still a bitch

jairolover 25

Saturday 25 June 2016 20:37

Maybe she had a secret boyfriend. lol just trying to give the benefit of the doubt.. I think she didn't expect you to ask around.

millsjoshua949 12

Monday 24 August 2020 20:27

Sorry but that sounds creepy.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML

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You deserved it 156

Today, I visited the best cafe for the fourth time in a week. I’ve tried not to flirt with the same (hot) barista, I even mentioned my partner, but we chat and joke every time, and get on well. After I said bye and left, I heard a hasty, “Love you, bye.” It's maybe a joke, but he’s a total catch, and I don't know if I can go back there now. FML

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You deserved it 437

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Today, I walked in on my husband drinking the breast milk I had bottled for our child. His defense was that it's easy to confuse the container for the normal milk with the one for the breast milk. Can someone please explain to me how a person can confuse a milk carton with a baby bottle? FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 370

You deserved it 550

Today, my online friend confessed his feelings towards me but I just played it down, and made a joke, then acted like nothing happened. Mind you, I actually like him back but I'm afraid of how far away we are from each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75

You deserved it 720

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 8 108

Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 789

You deserved it 6 030

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 10 734

Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML

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You deserved it 3 400