Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we... - FML

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

kelkat09 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

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kelkat09 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

Orion_Knight78 10

Monday 23 September 2013 2:54

Maybe the girlfriend's brother was wanting him to suck :)

fakechaosx 1

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:58

Hahaha! I'm a master of cybersex. ;)

BlaBlaBla_95 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:03

****, I wish I could get laid, even cybering. :(

Jiplo 18

Monday 19 March 2012 5:43

lol your comment got moderated!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:47

haha probably true ;D

The_Color_Abi 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

FAIL!

blakehilli8 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:10

seventh22457987543215)!?,!?,:(

blakehilli8 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:14

seventh!!!!@@

time4coffee 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:38

And this is why cybersex is a FAIL!

YaItzFatality 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:04

lmao good shit #5

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:07

So how's that working for you?

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