Clampdown

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 221
You deserved it 12 437

Top comments

ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

Comments

agaba 0

wow that sucks put some alo on that or sumthin go to the doctors maby

heathersmorin 0

You don't like e's do you? Aloe**** something**** maybe**** you did use it in some though, so I guess high five for that.

fuwop 0

dang. you gotta be careful op! those things are hot

2010smhill2010 0
kinga08 0

This is why I'm thankful I don't have to use a hair straightener.

smileydancer92 2

can you curl your hair without it falling back to straight?

kinga08 0

Nope, my hair is straight as a pin. Curls will relax within an hour or less. That's why I don't even bother messing with my hair too much. I towel dry and go. While it is convenient, it can be a pain in the ass if I want my hair to look more voluminous. They say the grass is always greener, I guess.

Nexxus Diametress volumizing shampoo and the Nexxus Sublime Volume conditioner with a blow-dryer. 's what I use (because my hair is thin and impossibly flat) and it leaves it soft and bouncy all day and gives it some volume. It's like Viagra for my hair.

My hair used to be like that I could never get it curl I just trained it slowly.It worked you should try too. YouTube videos help.

Angi95 3

I hate the fact you don't have to use a straightener my hair is wavy so I have to either straighten it which takes me an hour and a half or curl it which takes me half a hour.

you don't "have" to do either. i don't do a thing and i'm happier for it.

Angi95 3

I wish but I have really high maintenance hair it's really thick like when I go get a trim it cost me 30 dollars at the cheapest because it takes so long.

Fire burning! sounded like it hurt!!! 

seraphxchild 3

holy shit i've done that it hurts like a bitch

I'm sorry that sucks. I've burned my ear and chin so many times while curling/straightening my hair and it's not fun at all. put some extra strength burn cream on it and that fireball feeling should subside.

heathersmorin 0

It's called the end of your hair dumbass! When you taking the straightener off your hair, it's really easy to burn your chin if you moved the wrong way. Go be a guy elsewhere!

#35 im a girl n i didnt know why her chin got burnt. stop being an itch

29, I like my chin hair to be styled too, pfffh lol ;)

alexxss_fml 10
Angi95 3

I've burnt my chin before curling my hair if your not careful a couple times straightening it. It happens some people like me are clumsy some people aren't.

I've burnt my chin before too. It's not that hard to do.

Randuhh_17 4

you win because of your comment and your picture! Fraggle's fckin' rock!..lol

35 I was joking so I forgot to put lol big deal your just a tw@ so go be one else where. by the by I had long hair probably longer than yours

heathersmorin 0

48- Way to be a hypocrite! 57- It's spelled Bitch. I'm sorry if I caused someone an itch. 201- Oh. Well excuse me. It's did not seem like you were joking. Are you trying to prove a point to me about you having longer hair than me? Hmmm a guy with longer hair than most woman. I'm sure you looked great.....

211 and I care how you think I looked? no so you can shuve it up your ass

bahahahahahahaa you probs did give someone an itch :-)

ReynshineCutting 10

Ya for the record guys with long hair is the biggest turn off.

heathersmorin 0

Ya, big one! ^^^^ 215- Har har har. Your funny.

heathersmorin 0

Totally. I love how your amusment is on FML with people you don't even know.

I love how your sad enough to keep coming back to get the last word. I know I'm contradicting myself but I don't give a shit

Seriously 223. All I did was make a joke, which, by the looks of you, is probably true. What difference does it make that it was made on FML? You really shouldn't talk, look at the ******* dumbass comments YOU made. You intentionally started an "argument" (I guess we could call it that). So chill the **** out.

heathersmorin 0

225 I really wasn't refering to you at all in this. Notice how I really haven't said much to you? That's why I said what I said! I would have said more if I was offended and wanted to be a bitch. To me, it was funny that you caught that. But no I haven't made anyone "itch." I am not a *****. I have been married 7 years now with 2 children, and I can tell you he's not "itching. I was refering to the **** face that's using you as a body guard. Ok bye bye now.

what did I start?! lol.... can't we all just get along? haha group hug :D

haleykerr 0