Painful, Injury, Hair and Health: Clampdown

Clampdown

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

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ilovepoppa 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:12

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

mask724 7

Friday 8 April 2011 1:12

so is your ear straight now?

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abbyfish98 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:00

That really sux!!!

fluffyrocka 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:00

Looks like you should keep your ears away from Mario when he gets those damn red flowers... sneaky little bastard he is

lovebug1627 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:14

Been there done tht

xxxloveyouxxx 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:20

doooood that must hurt >_<

Molord1 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:23

I'm sorry but that was just stupid... from now on keep your comments to yourself. thanks =)

letsdielaughing 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:32

I've done that before. don't let anything touch it. oh and ur gonna get a scar

explodingmuffint 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:36

seems like someone didn't get the reference

cheerinsaige 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:49

omg that would hurt shooo muchh!!

toryfee 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:53

i hate when that sh*t happenssss

MollyJoe 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:56

wooow... youre smart..

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