Classic move

By rejecteddd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML
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Top comments

Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

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all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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mofo123 0

maybe that's a good thing, who wants to date an asshole!

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amerwin 3

I picture him going into the restroom and trying to knock himself out with the toilet seat like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

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auburnfancade 0

haha u suck op

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rmeyer6 0

I'm always cautious about blind dates. sorry OP

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dreamering 16

Go check in the restrooms. Maybe he's trying to dry his cellphone he dropped in the toilet while trying to videotape his anus.

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Ionodemon1995 0

Win. Pure win.

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holybuckets 0

He's a stupid ****, you deserve better. :)

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why_R_U_gay 1

*Annoyed grunt* This is why phat people and blind dates dont go together.

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squidly123456789 0

yeah.. I'm still in there.. don't believe me go back and check.. I hope you picked up the bill

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Cleao18317 11

I agree with 14 and 24. why waste your time with that jerk?

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lmaoatall 6

he ran home to do his laundry!

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HeroOfTime13 0

are you refering to the **** block doing laundry? lol

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