Love, Dating and First Dates: Classic move - FML

Classic move

By rejecteddd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:51

It's called sarcasm..

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LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:46

Lol, thats fuckeddd

alex6946 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:58

well at least you and him weren't in a serious relationship, it would have been a lot worse if he was your boyfriend

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:59

dw, the person was prbly not worth it

Youallsuckdonkey 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:03

You are either really ugly or fat or both.

PeachyJinx 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:08

Well would you rather get ditched or have a shitty date with a guy that's obviously not attracted to you? && For everyone calling him a shallow asshole gtfo lol seriously humans are visual creatures a male/female will not approach you if they're not attracted to what they like >.> Be real

Cenobyte 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:13

He could have grown some balls and been honest with her. Or is that too much to ask?

GrahamAker 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:23

wasn't feeling that one.

holyjigglypuff12 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:25

you should go home and play cod

GrahamAker 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:27

91 I apluapz you for realiszz. no but really you made sense. Good Job .

W00Die 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:36

WoW wonder wat happend???? How waz the date set up?

paradiseisland01 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:44

that guy was a stupid person !

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