Classic move

By rejecteddd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML
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Haha_oh_wait 4

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

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all4pooh 4

It's called sarcasm..

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pookie1006 0

I've had the same happen, his loss! I've done way better since :)

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babygirlc1 5

at least you got to meet him and he didn't stand you up completely haha

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smartalek 2

wow there has been another one identical to this. EXACTLY.

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trmntr 4

happened to me once. best part was she had arrived first, and used her credit card to open the tab. I had a couple of extra drinks, and a sandwich!!

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itsalanis 25

78 ignored. 81 thanks. i just joined this place and i been told that this place is notorius for grammar nazis and the like.

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onthetoilet 3

that's awesome your not his type and he's a dushe bag

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Maybe he had to go powder his nose?

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divadro102 16

you were probably ugly to him.. but that just makes him an asshole

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bzett 0

he mightve been on the crapper. ever think of that?

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