Love, Dating and First Dates: Classic move - FML

Classic move

By rejecteddd - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:37

Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

all4pooh 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:51

It's called sarcasm..

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datgirl 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:27

that's why I never go on blind dates. FYL.

mrwiggles5422 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:30

someone wiser than me once said: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

NYkid2K8 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:30

Ouch.. Was he good looking, maybe he did you a favor.

bigred7070 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:43

lol you must be ugly

zombiebud 5

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:56

you will be ok

ladyluck82 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:58

wow! Look at it this way, sucks to be HIM! At least you learned right away he was a shallow a$$hole! I had a similar situation happen to me once. I was talking to a guy I met and he asked me to dinner (be advised we were talking and video chatting and exchanging photos and all that stuff for 2 weeks prior) When we met, we just went to casually grab some dinner. Afterwards, he said he was tired and cut it short...I woke up the next day to him telling me in a VM that I lied a bit about my WEIGHT!!! (????) I'm 5'10, 140lbs!!!!! Seriously?!?! I'm a size 7!!!! I just laughed my ass off! So look at it as a good thing! Better fish in the sea! :-)

GrahamAker 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:25

maybe he didn't want to be honest and say your personality sucks? just sayin.

marylovesyou8D 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:38

cool story brah.

seriouslythat 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:05

sounds like the beginning of baby mama he left her to go to the bathroom and took off in a cab

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:15

sounds familiar

tjsomethin 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:21

Obviously it's from one of those crime shows where the victim gets raped in the bathroom stall.

GeetarGuy713 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:28

Lol

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