Classic playa move

By lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 468
You deserved it 3 835

Same thing different taste

Top comments

deviliciousv4 0

thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

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ipwnallmen 10

ugh.... thats all I have to say for tha of spineless, ball-less, dosen't deserve his dick, swine of a man that brushed you off like that? A hug for the OP?

1800getalife 0

today, after talking with my blind date over the phone hearing her brag about how pretty she was. I finnaly met her and she looks looks like a horse. fml

Wow, how shallow you are to just go by looks.

spiderman0606 0

A gay guy going on a blind date with a girl? All the gay guys I know are really nice, too. You don't have to be offensive to them.

No, if she was attractive he would have tried to get her into bed. Obviously, she is not attractive If you are a male, then you know there are PLENTY of women you would never touch. I'm sure the OP is one of them

^ this is how the guy felt, and if i was him, i would have left too

I've been meeting a lot of girls that have a warped view of what an "average" body type is. If you have a few extra pounds...that's great... I don't really mind. But don't lie about it. (Not saying this may be the case for the OP..the guy might just be a douche)

This guy is an asshole for being a dick to her but there is nothing wrong with caring about someones looks, if they are ugly you can still be friends though.

greenfairy82 0

girl, he did you a favor. you don't want to be with an asshole like that anyway...

BrownSugar_fml 5

Woah - wait a minute. Don't include the entire pool of guys just because some are douches. I don't deny that some men need a swift kick in the balls, and to be told to get a clue. BUT - at the same time, do NOT conclude that all men are like that. I'm not perfect, and I don't try to convince people that I am, but what I do know is that I do try to treat people the way they deserve to be treated. That includes women and men. OP - sorry for what you had to deal with. That was a dick move. But #22 - do not generalize the entire gender because of a couple knuckleheads. By that logic, women can be considered assholes too. And #27 - you're not helping the situation.

"By that logic, women can be considered assholes too." That was what I was saying. Thats not what I really think, but I was saying that because she was saying every man was an asshole

Ahh - then I'm sorry for misunderstanding. My bad.

spiderman0606 0

So in conclusion everyone sucks.

i've come to the conclusion that almost every guy is an asshole except my best guy friend. he's gay. until i come across a respectful man with at least two good morals then i'll continue to believe that men are selfless bags of douche.

Every guy is an asshole except your gay friend. **** you. Stop letting Lifetime movie network brainwash you. The only thing you're doing is asking guys to be assholes by prejudicing them.

boatkicker 4

Christ, dear 51, you said a lot of stupid things in very few words. I'm almost impressed. "i've come to the conclusion that almost every guy is an asshole except my best guy friend. he's gay. until i come across a respectful man with at least two good morals then i'll continue to believe that men are selfless bags of douche." First of all, I'm sure your friend is great, but I'm also sure that the fact that he's gay has nothing to do with it. There are plenty of nice guys who are straight, and plenty of assholes who are gay, because sexual preference isn't at all related to how great a person you are. Second of all, "at least two good morals". Do you actually count? What constitutes a good moral? I know plenty of guys that wont steal, and think killing people is bad. Those are two good morals, right? Plenty of assholes can hold those morals...... and can you really have bad morals? By definition aren't morals something that you believe to be good and right? You may disagree with their morals, but that doesn't necessarily make them bad. Third "i'll continue to believe that men are selfless bags of douche" I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem with them if they were SELFLESS. I believe that you meant SELFISH. Those two words mean completely different things. I dont usually correct peoples grammar or spelling, but when you use a word that has the opposite meaning it gets a bit messy. Fourth, non-asshole guys aren't that hard to find, at all. I can probably name 30 of them right now, without putting much thought into it at all. By the same token, I can only think of 5 off hand who I know that are actually assholes. Either you are really unlucky, you are constantly attracted to the wrong type, or your standards are ridiculously high. I'm betting it's the second one; most times it is. People in general see what they expect to see. You expect guys to be assholes, so those are the ones you see.

@boatkicker - Right on brotha....

hello #60. i believe you replied to me? hi. i'm #51. did you really take the time to write all of that? i stated my opinion...i didn't think you were going to write a novel via FML about the guys you know. well i'm going to be the asshole and tell you that you're a bitch. get it? because it's usually the opposite. usually women are uptight bitches. happy new year!

hi! it's #51 again. you're right, i meant selfish. but anyway, i hope your 20 minutes of arguing with yourself was a time well spent :)

Well hello #51! To start off the New Year, I'm going to apply your irrational logic and say that all women are just like you; narrow-minded bitches... Have a good night!

what the... all of you need to go play in traffic.

You morons get all fired up from a bunch of trollers... just laugh at their immaturity and move on. Don't write essays on a french website thinking that anyone's gonna laud you with a prize for epic pwnage on the internet btw HNYs.

2 of the cleverest things I've ever heard posted on fml have come not only on the same thread, but also in reply to the same post- way to go #28 #60, **** off #51.

BrownSugar_fml 5

I meant to write "was" and he still is