Classic playa move

By lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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deviliciousv4 0

thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

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gwoodboy 0

That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

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swkisses5 0

lmmfao ok ok...beauty is in the eye of the beholder...mabe some other time sweetheart

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Cjmw 7

Well obviously you and John weren't meant to be. He's probably a total ********, so don't let it get you down :)

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Riemurasia 0

You wouldn't want him as a boyfriend anyway, what an arrogant prick

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zebrapattern 6

so he was wearing a name tag? isn't the point of those to inform you of the person's name without having to ask? no wonder he said no, you instantly came off as an idiot.

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hateevryone 14

that guy is an ass. i think he did you a favor by walking away.

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ashhxoxo 14

John and Jen doesnt sound right together anyways. He's just an egotistical douche.

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JRokka850 6

Lol damn...he could have least still gave you the dick

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missalice0306 19

That date probably would've sucked anyway.

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Sarah__917 14

He's a asshole or you're very ugly :(

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