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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML
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perdix 29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

didn't any of the moderators see the spelling mistake? anyway, time to dump.

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caticaticati 3

Wow, I had to read it super super slow to spot that. Nice.

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koalasloverain 0

Not that, the "told me is wife is." Should be "his wife."

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perdix 29

So, she is saying it with a Cockney accent, "Allo! 'e told me 'is wife is going into labour, guv'ner!" I'm doing my best for you, OP, but you made this one tough!

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albert17 0

@36, "he" is a woman

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emmaa3451 11

He's in Canada, which means you spell it like the British do. Dear lord..

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bbuba 0

um weird pic there looks like your about to make out with your dog

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

Bitches need loving too

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Thefog 0

u sure that wasnt tiger?

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sammy6597 0

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perdix 29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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junjunbun 28

He's a disgrace to his child! Cheating with his wife, how dare he?!

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boatie 0

what's with all these fml's lately having to do with finding out their long time boyfriends have wives? :S how naive can people be???

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DarkSaul 20

How does she deserve it

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spaceneko 3

Do you ask your bf/gf if they have a wife or husband?

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thinmint 0

that is sucky. sounds like something my dad would do. he's working on his 4th wife at the moment.

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Laxloverr24 0

I love the joke that goes like this: what's the difference between Santa and tiger woods? Santa stops after three "ho"s

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