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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML
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perdix 29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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beanstalk0311 0

Haha priceless!! Well- you sure know how to pick them.

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maythem 0

im not gunna say u deserve cuz it happens a lot..btw r u sure it wasnt tiger woods? lol

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Laxloverr24 0

in case you hvent noticed, someone already said something about how it might be tiger wooods.

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omghehehe 0

Hey, this sounds like the same guy from the other FML, who's married and wife is in labor!! Both FMLs are from Canada! He said, She said. Funny you two, airing it out here on FML.

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monster_tamer 11

The real question here is why so many men aren't satisfied with the wives they HAVE... Not to be sexist or make rude remarks and whatnot, I'm merely pointing out that when you marry, you're USUALLY committing yourself to the other person. Why, then, are there so many men marrying and then going out and having double lives? 0.0 (note: I'm not saying that the majority of men are doing this- it's just that there's a disgustingly large number of them that are.)

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COBRAMORPH 0

YDI for being a ***** & ******* before marriage. #25 a guy marrys he wants a maid that he can ****. I told my wife at the beginning, I want you as my girlfriend for the GIRL part, not the friend. I have friends, I dont want any more. Lots of us make enough money, & it is the same for women too, that the other person doesnt need to work. The other person can take care of the chores of the house & the kids. Take Tiger, he made millions, if he felt he needed to cheat on his wife, maybe SHE deserved it. I bet she sat on her ass, had the servants do all the work, & she burned his money on her nails & hair, & still bitched up a storm to him. Have you seen her, he wanted a trophy wife. Others are just scum.

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WeAllHaveFmls 0

That just made me rethink about men...thanks alot now i'm confused

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KayymarieS 0

I have heard of douches like you cobramorph but i have never actually thought they exsisted! How is she a ***** if she didn't know he had a wife. It would be an entirely different thing if she had known. But obviously she did not know seeing as it is a FML. No one ever deserves to be cheated on no matter what. Even if she was a total bitch then he should have divorced her instead of ******* a bunch of people! Also neither person should have to stay home and do the chores/ take care of the children. That job is for both of them. As for you're *girl*, I feel sorry that she has to deal with the fact that you think of her as just a girl and not you're girlFRIEND.

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erongetti 2

WTF?? go back to the cave you crawled out of

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Spac3Ghost 0

thats pretty shame... did you at least cum before he broke the news to you? =/ haha, =)

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Live4Laughs 0

Did you know you were the mistress??? If not - yea, your life sux ass... if so - careful, careful... what goes around comes around...

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goingtocry 0

all u guys care about is the typo? WTF man that has to suck for that chick!

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