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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML
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perdix 29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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luongo6 0

ahahahah #7 nice tht made my day:) and tiger is such a bitch for what he did

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macnblack 0

u got to be retarded to not know ure boyfriend of 2 yrs has a wife

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skitzoyd 0

@cobramorph: your a ******* asshole. sex before marriage doesn't make someone a ***** fucktard. jeezus. what crawled up ur ass and dies?? I'd say penis instead of ass but you probly don't have one. and if u do u sure as hell don't deserve to.

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evikeysn 1

it strikes me every time how people can be such bastards as this... :/

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tannere 10

What kind of sick person would cheat on a pregnant wife

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lisa_courtney 0

It's been two years??? If you really didn't have a clue about his "wife" then your obviously not very bright.

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naida123 0

9 im pree sure if she knew she wouldnt have sex with him

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