Sex, Pregnancy, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Classic - FML

Classic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 21 December 2009 2:05

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

wingedtoad 0

Monday 21 December 2009 0:00

Oh Tiger.

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KevinFlynn 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 16:07

sorry to hear that. good thing you found out before it went any further

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:57

damn, I feel bad for not only you op but also for his wife and soon to be child, people can be so awful! so sorry he was a creep!

djsammyc 19

Monday 25 November 2013 0:36

I say tell his wife she deserves to know

anabanana101 15

Wednesday 7 January 2015 7:33

You didn't know for two years?? That's awful, I'm so sorry. He's an asshole and you and his wife deserve way better.

ChadHelton 8

Sunday 9 August 2015 2:05

two years and didn't figure out he was married? YDI

1known 30

Saturday 7 May 2022 11:19

And you let him go?

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