Bakery for the cake, Groceries for the food, Jewelery stand for the ring. You're all set for a wedding!

For hillbillies!

You can only be sure they're rednecks if they have their honeymoon in a gun shop.

Only stores on the gift registry are walmart and Bass Pro Shop?

Some Walmarts have the gun part covered!

I went to a skeet shooting bachelor party. Was fairly classy. Had a good time.

Skeet shooting-classy, deathless show of marksmanship and fun way to shoot a gun. Hunting-boring day of thrills that are few and far between and you may leave with dinner for the next week or a pair of antlers that would make a very nice home decoration. I don't hate that people hunt, I would just never do it personally. Skeet shooting seems like more fun to me.

You must live in Florida. :/

142-Excuse you I live in Florida and I am in no way a hillbillie. Don't generalize every state has their hillbillies.

Florida definitely isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I think of white trash states. Those would be: Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, and Mississippi.

148- I'm a born and raised Floridian so I wasn't saying anything about YOUR state or YOU. I just know what I've seen living here all my life so I can make any assumption I want. :)

And it was more of a joke, seems like all the crazy news stories and events happen in Florida. I guess it's because there are so many people that live in this state and most of them were not born here.

Alot of Floridians are from my area (New York City). In fact, half of the people in Orlando are from Brooklyn lol.

Amen!! XD

OR country for that matter... It's an epidemic! (every Walmart I've been to in Canada..lol)

So does anybody know why there are no wal-marts in afghanastan?

never go to walmart at night o.O

85- Because there are too many Targets...hehe

I like to people watch at Walmart I have realized something... You can go in looking pretty but you will come out fat and ugly.

Probably got it straight out of the machine... For 50 cents.

**** you, EmoSquirrel. What's good 'nuff for mah sister-wife is good 'nuff for me.

Oh my God!!! I just choked on my water that I was drinking bc of your comment!!! HAHAHAHA! For some reason--made me think of TruBlood! Excellent!!

Or like that episode of Teen Mom when Gary bought Amber an "engagement ring" from Wally World for $19.99 because he wanted her to feel "special"

And her dad is in the sporting goods department. It's a shotgun wedding.

Nothing holds value like a good gun.

The quality of the people shopping/working in Walmart depends on the quality of life in that particular area. The Walmart in my home town is a scary place. The one I work at is a decent place with normal people who need to buy their groceries to feed their families which is probably why OP was there in the first place.

30, I'm sorry that your place of employment gets a bad rap (or is it wrap? Lol) The closest Walmart to me is scary (the others are worse) and I live in a great neighborhood. Also it doesn't help that one of my co-workers used to be the manager in the auto parts service and would tell me story after story of the hell she went through working there. You working there, isn't a reflection of who you are. I'm sure it pays your bills and has great benefits. Every job has a down side to it. Even in my job, I have a bunch of low lives I must deal with. You take the good with the bad. (:

I guess that would make me a crazy.

94 waaah She didn't say Walmart *only* attracts crazies. You don't have to be offended for the giant multinational corporation.

Walmart isn't the best place to change Someones opinion on a state. Take your cousin to a classy store or restaurant or something like that.

Maybe get groceries? I don't think the entire purpose of the cousin coming over was to convince her that her state isn't redneck

Personally, I don't know that I'd want to buy groceries from Walmart.. If there were other options, I'd rather pay more at another store than get sick from eating cheap Walmart food.

You want to be the Justin Bieber of comedy writing? Hmm?

What does that even MEAN?

Nobody knows what it means, but it sounds provocative!

It could have also been Arkansas, Tennessee, Missouri..... Any southern state really.

Why Missouri? Or Tennessee? I've lived in both and don't consider either a redneck state. All states have cities that could be considered redneck depending on what people view as redneck. You shouldn't stereotype the state as a whole though.

39 - As a Tennessee resident, I'll have to vouch for this backwards state being full of Bible-thumping, truck-driving, beer-swilling rednecks.

Coulda been Georgia to.i ain't scared to admit that we are rednecks and proud of it down here

*cough* *cough* *sigh*...Kentucky too guys:

I wasn't sterotyping. I'm from Arkansas. I was just saying every single southern state has, at some point, been referred to as a redneck state.

I'm from ******* upstate New York and I have rednecks here! Where the hell can I go to escape them? Oh yeah, clarkson university in even more upstate new york that it can even be considered south Canada -.- haven't seen many here.

I would put money down to bet Louisiana. I'm sorry, I love my state and all but we're ****** up. I passed by a gas station once and it looked like people were throwing a birthday party for a kid in the parking lot/pumps area

Heck, I've seen things like that in Vermont Wallmarts!!!

Those are both definitely redneck states.

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My first thought was Louisiana too. I'm from there and people do the craziest things.

66- you're in little rock? I'm I'm Conway!!

West Virginia's bad too.

48 those are mostly Nashville scenesters, the hipsters of allegedly country pop music. Real country people don't have to namedrop like that. Ugh, they're so "peanuts in my Coke"!

Umm 1 Missouri isn't in the south and 2 oh wtf do I care... Missouri is redneck hell. Kansas city and St. Louis are the only two hopes for the entire place.

...**sigh** Indiana too. Corn, beer, nascar, and Walmart engagements.

**sigh** Indiana too. Corn, beer, NASCAR and Walmart engagements are a frequent norm around here.

It's people like that that give the south a bad name!

It could have been Idaho as well. Plenty of uneducated rednecks here as well.

Probably Mississippi. We have more beer swilling, slur throwing, truck driving hicks here per capita than anywhere else that I've been (maybe besides Alabama). Oh, and no worries about them raging about this discussion. They probably can't read.

Nice profile pic

Country must be country wide :)

I was thinking Florida...because it's the most backward state I know.