Cliché

By Username - 12/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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DocBastard 38

Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

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rachilio 26

Whoa. Anger issues much?

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Buttsexpirate 9

Maybe this is the one woman that should stay OUT of the kitchen.

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N3766 20

That's why I never get along with my mother in law.

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Iknoweverything 29

She doesn't accept your romantic texts with their shitty spelling and horrifying cliches?

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N3766 20

nope, because she hates oven...

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nolarboot 10

May I just mention here that "Mother in law" is an anagram for "woman Hitler"? lol

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JCLynn 11

That's not a very nice thing to say about your daughter. I bet you're the same guy who called his sister a c*nt.

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bocshi83 1

did we read the same fml...!? dude,it's not a guy that wrote it..it is a female talking about her daughter in law..

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Torva_fml 16

Who said it was a female?

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boredblonde 17

It wasn't a mistake..

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flockz 19

"babie im gonna rok ur worldd!"

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Igor_g5 0

You have anger problems.

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Enslaved 36

Do what they do here. Rewrite it, correct her spelling and send the messages back to her with a "you're welcome". (:

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven" Ok, I can understand that the poor grammar can piss anyone off, and possibly the cliché's, but you,sound like a bitch, a total bitch. She's your damn daughter in law. Getting angry over a few accidential texts to make you want to slam her head into an oven make's me fell sorry for her to be related to such a bitchy mother in law.

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kelseygoesrawr 8

It's funny because OP has bad grammar, too. "Not only can't she spell for shit." Can not she spell for shit? Hey Yoda, err I mean OP, the correct sentence would've said, "Not only can she not..." lol

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roseXthorns 8

"fell sorry for her"... Yea, look who's talking. And OP was ******* exaggerating. That's what most of the people on FML do.

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