Miscellaneous: Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 14:15 - United States

Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML

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By Milly - 23/05/2018 05:00

Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML

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By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By WitchQueenLiz - 28/06/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

lolololcheese 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

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BrandNewKadillak 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

Happy birthday!

Derick_Z 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

squeaksx24 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Ouch. Happy birthday, though!

lolololcheese 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

slientRequiem 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 21:29

lol win!

wowfmlife 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

Happy birthday!!! Well most people don't use email much anymore so that might be the problem..

sexybeastwon 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:08

Bo burnham is awsome its a Klan cookout Klan cookout

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.

FUrlife95 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:59

That, is a win haha

foreverisabelx3 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:56

HAPPY BIRTHDAY =]

ceexaeexess 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:58

haha #6.....texting and facebook have taken over the job of e-mail...but happy birthday anyway

Kiriel 2

Friday 1 May 2009 23:59

I hope your birthday gets better as it goes on, have a good day, we're all wishing you well ^_^

adelaide_evening 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:00

This is so not an FML. You get cheap pizza AND underwear now. I'm jealous.

EmoPolarBearShim 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:34

tsch. sign up to pizza hut and Victorias secret and say your birthdays tomorrow.

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Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

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Today, while pumping gas at the gas station, two men pulled up to my car, opened the passenger door, grabbed my handbag and sped off. The $2000 handbag that my husband worked pretty much all last year for to gift me for Christmas, my wallet, and my diabetes medication. FML

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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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Today, I thought about her again. I want her back, even though I know I shouldn't. She did a lot to hurt me, but did even more to love me. Sometimes I just want the old her back, if that's even possible. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

Friends and family

Generic Happy Birthday gif

Thanks, I guess…

Surprise!

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