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By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 08:00

Today, I finished writing a 60-page essay on the history and people of Australia. Turns out it's supposed to be on Austria. It's due this morning. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2009 09:08 - United States

Today, I finished a 50-page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By Hate Essay - 09/12/2022 03:00

Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML

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By _philliesfan - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML

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By atmac95 - 27/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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By Gunaditya Tripathi - 14/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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By Batman - 09/09/2018 23:30

Today, I finished my 83-page thesis for my Stanford class and put it on my desk. Then, as a prank, my girlfriend hid it. She forgot where she put it. The thesis is due in 3 days. FML

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Jaymail 18

Tuesday 2 June 2020 8:47

See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 2 June 2020 8:06

ydi for not reading the instructions carefully

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HeatherFeatherB 31

Tuesday 2 June 2020 8:02

Who are you, Lloyd Christmas?

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 2 June 2020 8:06

ydi for not reading the instructions carefully

Jaymail 18

Tuesday 2 June 2020 8:47

See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 2 June 2020 10:09

Rookie mistake.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 June 2020 10:21

Just do a find and replace. Swap kangaroos for Hitler and koalas for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and you'll probably get at least a C.

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 2 June 2020 20:08

that's brilliant

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 2 June 2020 10:30

I take it that it was not a g'day, mate

ptsdsucks 18

Tuesday 2 June 2020 12:47

start the new one, take the Australia one to your professor so they can see you aren't lying and explain what happened and see if they'll give you an extension

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 2 June 2020 23:06

Sixty pages on Austria is way harder. Once you get past Hitler, the separation from Hungary, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Josef Fritzl, you've really gotta put the effort into your research. Australia is much easier. Dingoes, koalas, kangaroos, a Prime Minister who vanished after going for a swim in broad daylight... that's sixty pages with another forty for extra credit.