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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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You deserved it 8 941

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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You deserved it 194

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

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lovetoday_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:12

WOW. get over yourself bitch.

Tashaxox 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:15

My mom just threw me a surprise sweet 16 I had a DJ lol

shawnarawwwrr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:23

what the ****?! i was first o_o and my comment disappeared...along with the comments under it with people agreeing with me...**** fmylife.com

babybarb 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:45

Ungrateful bitch.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 23 June 2009 4:52

Are you the OP's mom?

AshleyRose784 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:01

haha, happy birthday

americayay 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:03

I had a friend in high school whose mom threw her a party at Celebration Station (sort of a Chuck E. Cheese place). I guess the difference is, she and her friends understood that her mom loved her and wanted to do something nice for her and her friends, however off-target it may have been. She smiled, we smiled, everyone made the best of it. We were 16 too. Guess you're just behind in development mentally or an ungrateful brat with bad friends.

Juliiaaa 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:16

lol. niice. but at least be happy she loves you enough to do that

powermad80 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:26

At least you had a party.

intrepid00 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:30

Your mom is awesome. If my parents ever threw me a suprise party I hope there is a clown.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:35

Waaaaahhh!! Waaaaaaaahhh! Your life is RUINED!!!!!!!!! What a stereotypical whiny teenage bitch. Your life is straight out of a sitcom, only you're less likely to have tampons jammed inside your mouth to shut you up by your drunken asshole dad (followed by a laugh track.)