Miscellaneous: Clown World

Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

Comments

bosco_kk 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:22

lol, come on, thats funny....in a werid way, but it is! My friend is gonna make a party with trampolines...and she is 19!.

Houdeka 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:26

Haha awesome

xScarletx 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:30

This is a FML for a teenager, but what would have been worse is if you had a terrible fear of clowns and your mother knew that...now that would REALLY suck

mr_mister30 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:32

well u have t o be grateful u even got a party, some people dont get parties.1

nina_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:38

You are so ungrateful. Look how many people took the time to plan an event that would be special to you. I'd personally think it was a riot if a clown showed up at a party for me, and I'm well past 16.

milgalo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:39

You are pretty ungrateful, but hey, w/e floats your boat. Why does everyone say "THIS ISN'T AN FML HFKGJGJ"? obviously some people think so, blame them, not the poster. :]

brrrx 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:39

NOT AN FML. Seriously, who gives a crap? 65: I blame them for thinking their life is pathetic...why can't they see what's right in front of them? I don't really know how the mods decide on what should go on this site, because it's pretty poor a lot of the time.

enuff_crying 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:44

YDI for giving a shit about the fact that there was a clown at your bday party. If its slightly embarrassing, that doesnt mean your life is ******

HondaGirl2010 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:57

Omg Your mom ruined the party she spent time planning for you by getting you a clown. That is just horrible! What the hell did you want? A stripper?! Too effing bad. Life goes on. Get over it. YDI.