Collector's items
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States
By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln
By stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00
By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00
By rummaging - 18/05/2016 13:46 - United States - Bloomington
By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States
By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States
Are you ok, Annie?
YES! :D You've been hit by (DOOSH) you've been struck by (DOOSH) ... A smoooth criminal.
ducka ducka dun dun ducka dun dun ducka dun dun... ^^ That's the music. :)
*AAOW apparently this is how Michael Jackson fanatics spell his random squeak sound effect.
Simply for my personal amusement, if you're going to break a chain, it might as well go like this: "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!" I've played the game where this quote came from. (Killer Instinct, for those of you who don't know...)
your dads a prick
LMFAO!!! Win for your dad you bastard child!! >:)
#19, You've been hit by, you've been hit by a Smooth Criminal!
Is Annie short for Anonymous? I just love these FML's where the OP puts their name in the story and then posts it anonymously. Do they realize that they just betrayed their anonymity a few words earlier?
Didn't notice that... Good call
hahaha yeah!
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It could be worse OP, mine is labelled "Least favourite child".
Be glad you're not a puppy. Your ass would be at the pound.