Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 118
You deserved it 23 262

Same thing different taste

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You know what... ladies keep saying it so it must be true... most guys have no idea how to satisfy a woman. I'll buy that, but here is a little nugget for you ladies to chew on: 1. Most of you suck in bed to. You think you have skill just because god gave you a ******. That doesnt make you good in bed, just capable. you're lucky the mechanics of the male ****** are relatively simple but soooo many of you are cocky about your lovemaking abilities and its complete horseshit. 2. Most of you can't suck a dick past two and a half inches. And, ENOUGH WITH THE TEETH ALREADY. 3. If your man isn't pleasing you it is half your fault. You aren't communicating. We aren't mindreaders either. If you want us to do something for you, tell us what it is and how to do it. When its good say "thats good," when its not good, offer a suggestion. Or don't, and continue to have an unsatisfying sex life. 4. If you can't have an ****** on your own I doubt you'll have one with a man. If you aren't trying on your own, you are doomed to a boring sex life because if you can't do it, how can you teach him? All women are different. Its your job as a couple to learn how to please each other. If he/she is unwilling to try/teach then she/he should simply part ways because sex is important. Its some of the most fun you can have and it helps form strong intimate bonds that you can't get without a satisfying sex life.

Ouch. That's harsh. Jst try harder next time.

Comments

skatrwannabe3 0

Next time she mouths off, just slip it in her butt and see if she has anything else to say except "ow." I'm not a womanizer, I just hate bitchy broads. I guess I should be careful about what I say. Might piss off the CIA somehow, like the Speaker of the House =P

skatrwannabe3 0

AliSama (comment #8) can suck on a magical vibrator for all I care. Sex isn't political, and can't be improved with books, just practice. Solo or otherwise, for that matter.

Kidfloe369 2

yeah uh note to you never do that again

it's 'come', einstein. stop trying to correct people with stupid SMS language.

dvs01 0

I don't understand... how did that ruin your life?

farsidee 0

Actually he's right. it's cum meaning ****. Don't ask how I know.