Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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sillypun 0

You know what... ladies keep saying it so it must be true... most guys have no idea how to satisfy a woman. I'll buy that, but here is a little nugget for you ladies to chew on: 1. Most of you suck in bed to. You think you have skill just because god gave you a ******. That doesnt make you good in bed, just capable. you're lucky the mechanics of the male ****** are relatively simple but soooo many of you are cocky about your lovemaking abilities and its complete horseshit. 2. Most of you can't suck a dick past two and a half inches. And, ENOUGH WITH THE TEETH ALREADY. 3. If your man isn't pleasing you it is half your fault. You aren't communicating. We aren't mindreaders either. If you want us to do something for you, tell us what it is and how to do it. When its good say "thats good," when its not good, offer a suggestion. Or don't, and continue to have an unsatisfying sex life. 4. If you can't have an ****** on your own I doubt you'll have one with a man. If you aren't trying on your own, you are doomed to a boring sex life because if you can't do it, how can you teach him? All women are different. Its your job as a couple to learn how to please each other. If he/she is unwilling to try/teach then she/he should simply part ways because sex is important. Its some of the most fun you can have and it helps form strong intimate bonds that you can't get without a satisfying sex life.

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AltierRacing499 0

Ouch. That's harsh. Jst try harder next time.

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baroness 0

been there, said that better luck next time champ

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Silas_fml 0

# 10 - It's a sad state of affairs that women have to believe that it's harder for someone to give them an ******. People are just so complacent with the whole 'jackhammer' concept of sex that they see in pornography and such that most never take the time to actually pay attention to what they are doing. Sex can be a beautiful thing if you really adhere to it.

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Jimboom 11

Obviously that "while" wasn't long enough.... Have a wank before next time.. you will last longer

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iloveWH 0

I'm the girlfriend's situation. FML.

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rabbi1010 29

So tell him what you want. Or look up positions and suggest a few. Don't just complain about it. =P

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Lovebug9 0

Switch up the position. What a bitch though. She should take more control if she is not enjoying it, not be a bitch. Stupid.

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jlv_fml 0

Yeah, it's half her fault too. She can't just lay there and expect to get off from your doing everything. If she isn't getting off, then the bitch can get on top or something. Sheesh.

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TheUnnamedOne 0

WHat #9 said.

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crushedrose3 6

LMFAO!!! Thats.....wow. Thats hilarious.

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Pearson_fml 0

I suggest you work on your sex, or else you won't have to worry about you pleasing her anymore.

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