Transportation, Embarrassing and Cars: Communication breakdown

At least you didn't just hand him your keys when he was trying to shake your hand! If the guy thought anything negative about you from that experience, he's got issues.

yourlifeissucks 8

Friday 11 October 2013 9:40

thats funny!

arminarlert 2

Sunday 13 October 2013 3:12

I have done the exact same thing except it was with a waiter at a restaurant who was asking for my used sugar packets

Llamanator9913 16

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:41

Awkward...

ItsJustTrina 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:01

no handshake? that's un Australian!

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