At least you didn't say "No, my dad mows my lawn. Right before he plows my back paddock". Fair chance this same perv has some sort of hang up of his own. There was a kid at my high school who went around teasing other kids about be circumcised. Turns out he had lost a ******** and was being teased himself and he was trying to fit in with the bullies, who were calling him Biro (uniball)

I feel your pain, when I was in high school, my dad thought it would be funny to try to get me to ask my boyfriend for a pearl necklace.

what a great question. I thought there was a little perv in all of us.

Could have been worse. I live in France, and here the word for a female cat is "chatte", which also means pussy as in the vulgar term for a ******. I didn't know this when I first arrived here, and one day this boy in my class asked me if I have a 'chatte'. I told him I used to have three, but one ran away and another died. I still haven't lived that one down. So your pain is shared, OP.

Ong that was too funny!

Poor computer geek. I bet his **** collection is legendary.

Haha that's awesome!

well if he's a pervert wouldn't you think of that as a sexual refference?

I bet u wish u had a dirty mind now. Hhehe...

lol was his name Michael or A.J by any chance? there's these 2 guys in my class that would ask that so I'm jus wonderin haha