Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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tylersign 11

Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"

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Enslaved 36

Haha, ask him if he wants to run through your "Wicked Garden"?

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mama2b3 20

No...her dad does! Jeez did you even read the fml?

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The_Hitdude 12

In his defense, he was probably referring to what the pervert in the FML was referring to.

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wriptidez 0

oh nooo what a perv that dude is

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tmd4L 7

How'd you figure out he wasn't talking about actually mowing the lawn? Did he ask details?

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Petunia888 13

Probably the laughter from the other classmates was a big clue.

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vodkaandpillows 1

You're really going to be THAT sensitive over a stupid sexual reference? Chill out. It's not a big deal.

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perdix 29

Next perv question: So, does your dad fertilize the lawn every spring?

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Seriphe 16

I was asked if I "snow blow" once; and i was confused as hell, since we get practically no snow here. It *was* during winter, at least.

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