Cars and Transportation: Compensating

Compensating

By Jpev - 12/05/2016 01:09 - United States - Huntsville

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking back to my car after a long day of work. A large SUV had parked next to mine, so I jokingly said to my girlfriend, "What do you think they're compensating for?" That's when the couple behind us unlocked their vehicle. FML

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You deserved it 4 371

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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You deserved it 882

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 220

You deserved it 2 805

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 748

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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You deserved it 46 528

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 410

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 525

Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 658

You deserved it 8 005

Awks

By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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You deserved it 6 726

TonierShadow 19

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:32

It's not like you were being serious. It's common to make jokes like that when you see large vehicles and I am sure the couple could understand that.

jco1a 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:35

what are you compensating for?

Comments

wow2mylife 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 15:47

they probably get it a lot and used to it

399 41

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:13

Lol nice one OP.

Proud_Texan722 11

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:55

Oh, and it's Texas. Uh-oh

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 18:54

It's Texas, everything is bigger there.

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 14 June 2016 15:23

Yeah, if you use a magnifying glass

biopilot17 9

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:30

If I was the couple I would have responded " your lack of respect"

IorvethTheXolo 8

Friday 13 May 2016 0:35

I also agree that it's a worn out and annoying joke. We have a smaller, fuel efficient SUV right now and I cannot WAIT until we have a bigger one again because we have large dogs that go everywhere with us as well as a horse. A car that isn't big enough inside or can't tow a horse trailer just isn't the ideal car for us anymore. I love our car and it's been good to us, but it just doesn't have everything we need in a car anymore. I don't want to have to spend more on gas and, as a woman, I'm clearly not compensating for a small penis, but I know what I need in a vehicle and the jokes that come with it are just irritating. A small price to pay for a vehicle that will make my life easier, but still irritating.