Love: Complaint

Complaint

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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You deserved it 8 393

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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You deserved it 151

By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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geekbuscus 19

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:25

Sounds like he's got asshole problems.

trellz17 19

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:26

Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!

Comments

ladybugz23 13

Thursday 18 September 2014 5:10

its not nice of him say that

stacey2570 21

Thursday 18 September 2014 5:12

What an asshole!

ZiGgY576 20

Thursday 18 September 2014 5:38

He doesn't sound like he loves you all that much

yungmumma88 10

Thursday 18 September 2014 6:25

what a jerk

LegendaryMant 4

Thursday 18 September 2014 6:52

Yeah, yeah... It was a rude thing to say and all, but am I the only one wondering how big this sundae was that a spoon couldn't reach the bottom?

BananEnigma 24

Sunday 24 April 2016 13:57

Sometimes the sundae comes in a plastic container with a ribbed bottom and it's hard to get out out from certain parts, or reach it because of its shape. DQ and Mcd's has these.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 18 September 2014 6:54

Try an iced tea spoon that can reach about anything...and for your husband necessary comment? No

AnOriginalName 19

Thursday 18 September 2014 6:58

52, there are starving kids in Africa who would love those little unreachable chips. So if you let those little unreachable chips go to waste, you're giving the finger to those poor starving children.

brendejafulable 41

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:02

fudge him.

droln4maltesers 8

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:12

You have 99 problems and all 99 of them consist of your husband being the biggest asshole to exist. Oh wait, that's #1-98, 99 is that he's also a b****.

noah_1234 24

Thursday 18 September 2014 7:12

well we're not giving them the finger only for this, its all the food we're wasting unintentionally, sorry to drop it on you like that but the truth hurts.