Love: Complaint

Complaint

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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You deserved it 13 170

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 951

You deserved it 5 323

By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 326

You deserved it 8 393

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 879

You deserved it 8 831

By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 022

You deserved it 258

By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 617

You deserved it 7 781

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 055

You deserved it 7 427

Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 898

You deserved it 151

By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 193

You deserved it 20 475

By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 884

You deserved it 5 923

Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 189

geekbuscus 19

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:25

Sounds like he's got asshole problems.

trellz17 19

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:26

Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!

Comments

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Thursday 18 September 2014 20:04

#52 - I think the downvoters all missed that you are quoting a movie - a GREAT movie, by the way.

NyQuilSausages 7

Thursday 18 September 2014 21:58

Rude husband problems

amisenho 11

Thursday 18 September 2014 23:06

Bouncer: Welcome to "The Salty Spittoon". How tough are ya? OP: How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!? I ate a hot fudge sundae for breakfast this morning! Bouncer: Yeah, so? OP: Without any fudge. Bouncer: Oh! Right this way! Sorry to keep you waiting.

itskris96 2

Friday 19 September 2014 1:38

What an asshole.

fluffymayfire 2

Friday 19 September 2014 4:54

sounds like he's about to have single guy problems

The_Podfather 16

Friday 19 September 2014 6:08

Jeez, that sucks OP. I can't believe your own husband would say something like that about you.

DASboot1983 6

Saturday 20 September 2014 6:30

stop being a fat ass. I tell my wife fat girl problems all the time when she complains about food. #teamAsshole #asshole #youShouldKnowBetter

puppie406 23

Sunday 21 September 2014 14:11

#7, Tbh Im of normal weight and my hand doesn't fit v well at all in a pringles can because I've got ****** man hands. Don't judge if ya don't know yo