Complaint

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 075
You deserved it 13 170
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

trellz17 19

Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!

257 7

Comments

ThepurpleCow 19

Atleast I can enjoy dessert unlike you stick boy.

3 2
TogeBara 12

Translation: I don't want sex or to sleep in my own bedroom for the next month. After which I will buy you flowers, take you out, and tell you how sorry I am as well as how much I love you before making a similar mistake about 2 weeks later.

6 6
BeepBeepSwerve 9

all that over a comment? seriously?????? damn soo many butthurt people. Always have to cry and moan for everything because it "hurt my feelings". Also, he's allowed to sleep in his OWN bed, nobody tells him where to sleep

1 1
SpamPam 18

Haha "BeepBeep" you're the one who sounds butthurt right now

1 3
captainsmegma 12

It's a fat girl problem when you can't get your tongue to the bottom of the bowl and slurp the fudge out.

2 2
maharb01 17

A little word of advice my friend, sometimes you just gotta let those hard to reach chips go

5 17
bgon1350 4

That's when you look at his pants, squint, and say "little guy problems"

6 1
AnonymousAlpaca1 18

And can't not other lady put it down like me. Fergalicous. ...I hate you both.

16 1
vikky538 28

its time to throw that ice cream on his face...

3 0
savemeSheehan 8

I hope you slap him with a divorce and say ass hole problems

3 5
BeepBeepSwerve 9

a divorce seriously??? lol please don't get married, you aren't mature enough

2 4
horneyhic 15

I was just kidding I can't speak for the other idiot

0 3