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Con man

By 4lphab3t4 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my neighbour almost ran over my little sister, and blamed it on his disability. What disability? He has no sense of smell. FML

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gracehi 31

Sunday 27 November 2016 7:08

I mean, if you think about it, having no sense of smell is basically being blind... if you're a dog, that is.

bruhhhhhhh 14

Sunday 27 November 2016 7:32

I don't think he understands what a disability actually is

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Appllle 12

Tuesday 29 November 2016 20:36

I have a concern. You said he almost ran over my little sister. And he blamed it on "his" disability. I hate being the guy. Just saying. If your able to edit it maybe fix it?

Gubbon 17

Friday 21 July 2023 12:15

Fix what? It's the neighbour's disability, not the sister's. Also it's "you're" :)

thedebater 6

Wednesday 30 November 2016 8:29

I have very little sense of smell and I get by just fine. I do not consider myself disabled.

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