Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Confession time - FML

Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Spicy

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Spicy

Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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Simple plan

By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Spicy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Spicy

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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Bear_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:36

Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...

ATchick_08 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:37

Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao

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nickfraxer 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:40

Zing!

WolfAttac 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:30

deserved it OP

cableguyfml 0

Monday 7 November 2011 2:00

Hahahaha u deserve it fottlmao

ChiPandaNeko 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:05

In a way you deserve it but he's an ass for doing other chicks

camogirl 0

Monday 19 December 2011 5:31

Nice come back boyfriend

CrazyBells420 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 8:33

Well...your both f***ing idiots xD congrats nya

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 April 2013 23:47

How does OP possibly deserve this? Maybe her husband gave her a reason to say that. Saying she's faking her orgasms, which might be true and her husband needs to please her more, is no reason for him to be screwing three other girls.

Dilwann 27

Friday 25 October 2013 13:12

Faking orgasms is a YDI. If I'm not pleased in bed, my bf knows. No need to act like you had the time of your life, and have bad sex dragged out.

Orchard 33

Friday 31 May 2013 16:18

Annnddddd the relationship is over! It's amazing what truth will come out in the heat of the moment. To this day I don't know if my husband had a homosexual relationship with one of his "friends" or not because we were fighting when he said he did. Just because you said he's never given you an ****** is no excuse for him to say he's been ******* around with three other girls. FYL

hopsternak 13

Friday 6 December 2013 7:10

He's a prick he is the kind of guy who will never be happy

wiseKat99 13

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:50

YDI. Both of you

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