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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
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margelmo 5

I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.

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amadeclton 27

Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.

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igg125 30

Good for him. Your mom ducked that one up not him.

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igg125 30

I didn't wanna write the f word thought people would understand.

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talicaroxi 25

I'm glad someone else thought the same as me

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whassallt26 13

Look on the bright side, you now hold a diploma mate

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Kaalschneid 21

mother's fault too... just saying.

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elsie23 11

Yes it's mother's fault , because she cheated

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Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Maybe the teacher wasn't even aware that your parents were still together. She probably told him that her and your father were estranged.

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HoboMeth 33

This sounds like it would be a follow up to "Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, 'Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex.' FML"

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vikky538 28

Take the diploma and hit him hard with that diploma.

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sonasonic 34

I dount OP wants a battery and assault charge beside his diploma now would he?

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Sathane 21

Here's a little tidbit of hard truth for you. No one made your mother cheat except for your mother. If your mother didn't cheat with that particular guy, it would have been a different one.

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MidnaLink 33

I'd have done it anyway. At least embarrass him before I left.

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XBurytheCastleX 25

If I were you I would have ripped it from his hand and walked off.

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