Congrats

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
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margelmo 5

I hate to be 'that person' but I'd be more angry at your mum because she's the one who cheated? I mean, she didn't have to do that.

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amadeclton 27

Oh God, that's horrible. Congratulations on your graduation, though! Maybe afterward you can beat him up in the parking lot.

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fpants2010 18

Congratulations on both the graduation and for being a bigger man than him :)

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Jethco 15

You didn't have to.

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quiksilver415 17

Take the diploma and then punch him in the face!

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devinaww 15

ok I'm sorry I was just kidding but leave parents' stuff to themselves, who they sleep with is none of your business honestly

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TheLadyOpal 30

Tell me something. When a parent's cheating results in divorce, how can it be none of the child's business when it can so drastically affect his entire ******* life?

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SookyLala 13

their entirr lives? man up lol, shit happens, no need to be a sook about it, my parents divorced when i was a kid, did it mess me up? hell no

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SookyLala 13

is it, though? lol, i work hard, i have a stable relationship, i have a solid group of mates.. as far as i see, im doing alright

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TheLadyOpal 30

Good for you. It'd be nice if everyone in that situation was so fortunate.

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SookyLala 13

fortunate? lol you assume way too much buddy. im just saying, parents divorcing will not kill you and if it breaks you emotionally, you are weak

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Zebediabolical 39

You left out... Feel smug for an hour. Get picked up by PD. Try to get job as ex-con.

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devinaww 15

oops I deleted my earlier post: plot twist: OP is graduating because his/her mom slept with the dean/principal

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laden_swallow09 34

"Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son."

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