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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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annie_nk 22

Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."

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itsalanis 25

Well, you must have done a good job then.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

That's when you bring out the kinky businesswoman suit and whip for roleplay, and inform him that you were not satisfied, and expect a redo with the strict guidelines you set.

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Tezoma 28

He could have told you you did a bad job, though a handshake after sex is still odd.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

He could be her boss and the sex could have been a business transaction for say a raise or higher position.

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MNBOY16 15

Well good for you! Next!

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kourtnii_ 6

And this is an FML how..?

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kevsandy303 12

Just like your mom's pussy! Jk have a good day now.

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whostolemylama 12

It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee. (Hopefully someone remembers that)

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klovemachine 24

@68 awesome :D

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TheRandomIndian 17

Maybe OPs boyfriend took a knee to the arrow so he was too scared to do anything more than a handshake

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bleachfreeblonde 6

Hey at least it wasn't a pat on the back and "nice try"

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teh_uber_muffin 3

The handshake is exactly something I would do.

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MaFioso13 17

Doesn't look like you get any, anyways

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BLK161096 4

and that's why you, sir, will never have sex.

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TwiztedYuri 9

so you shake your own hand.... that must be awkward

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LarryLaDouche 13

"How's it going me?" "Oh you know other me, just OK."

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Jessj958 19

IF you ever get laid?

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notjanedoe 27

Not too bad I think, maybe he is as socially awkward as I am :-), shaking hands is default polite behavior. In any case, there are much worse things he could have done or said. All things considered 'good job' is nice enough.

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buckdharma 36

well op, you passed your probationary period. I hope you do as well on your 6 month performance review.

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TheRandomIndian 17

I hope someone saves that dolphin

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buckdharma 36

You got it all wrong #134. I'm trying to potty train him. He usually ***** all over my floor on porpoise!

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TheRandomIndian 17

And here comes the puns...

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