Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
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annie_nk 22

Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."

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itsalanis 25

Well, you must have done a good job then.

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JiggyBoo123 11

Ah. Good old-fashioned Canadian politeness~

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Twitch5253 4

Is his name Dr. Sheldon Cooper?

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fluffykhan_23 4

Pshhh! We all know Sheldon is never going to have sex, he's going to eat enough thailand food and asexually reproduce. Duh...

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tj5810 21

I think it's kind of cute. :)

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ulissey_fml 22

Both of them knew what they were talking about.

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joshyost 4

Hey at least he appreciates a job well done.

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sandyclaus 15

The best response to that would have been "WOOF!" and then go off and piss in his shoe for that remark.

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michab64 3

my boyfriend does the same thing except it's every single time

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ToBeFilledInLate 11

Whats wrong with that? I wouldve said thanks, or congradulated him back if he did a good job. Dont be overly emotional

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